top 10 responses to "i'm a psychic"

So...what do you do for a living? A psychic, eh?

• Oh! Read me now!
• Oh no! You're not reading me now, are you!???
• You! hahahahaha! You! hahahahahahah! I've never met a psychic before. Sorry for laughing. hahahahaha! You don't look like a psychic! hahahaha!
  
• I think I'm intuitive, too. There was this time when.....and then.....and then.....and then...
• Oh. (insert conversation change here)
• I believe in that.
• So, like, so, how do you do that exactly?
• Tell me the lottery numbers or what good are you.
• Can I have your card?
  
• How fulfilling to teach others about intuition. There's nothing more important than trusting oneself.

Do you tell people you are psychic? Or intuitive? It's enjoyable.

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